Step One: Encounter a social situation (party, cult gathering, funeral, etc.)
Step Two: Tell a joke you love. Try to be clever
ex-Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.
Step Three: Be the only one laughing
Step Four: Explain the joke
ex-" See it's funny because it's a play on words! Get it? Get it?!"
Step Five: Storm off muttering about how their sense of humor aren't evolved enough to appreciate such high brow humor.
Step Six: Vow that you will make them laugh.
Step Seven: Buy a gun, samurai sword, supreme death ray, Justin Beiber cd, or some other weapon of mass destruction.
Step Eight: Go back to said social gathering
Step Nine: Hold up aforementioned weapon and scream "LAUGH BITCHES! I SAID LAUGH!!!" This will prove to be so effective that less skilled comedians might become jealous and report you to the cops, claiming it is now a crime to be funny.
Step Ten: Bask in the glory of their laughter as you're led out in handcuffs.
Note: This is less painful than most stand up comedy routines.
